Signs That The World Will End Soon

1. The Simultaneous Retirement Of The Triumvirate: Oprah, Mary Hart and Katie Couric
2. Nicholas Cage Has Only Released 5 Bad Movies So Far This Year
3. Twitter Wars – The 2011 Version Of “Yo Mamma” Jokes (Just Much Less Clever)
4. Steven Tyler Finally Released His “Memoirs”/Brag Book, Which No One Asked For
5. Cher Now Qualifies For The Early Bird Special
6. Steve Carell Has Left “The Office”
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Maintains That He Went Back To 1997 and Fathered John Connor, The Leader Of The Resistance 
8. The Network Ban On Ashton Kutcher Has Been Lifted
9. Dunkin’ Donuts Cereal
   

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