Full of spoilers, but if you haven’t seen these, shame on you…
- Don’t feel obligated to open a box that has flies circling it, even if it’s addressed to you.
Se7en - When you find that everyone’s ignoring you, save your loved ones some time and check your own pulse.
The Sixth Sense - When driving on the freeway, always have a “Point Of No Return” before your offramp.
Back To The Future - Resist having relations with the mom of the guy that sent you from the future. That never ends well and could result in awkward conversations.
The Terminator - When Gozer asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”.
Ghostbusters - Never let Bette Davis bring you breakfast in bed. Again.
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane - Look both ways before crossing the street.
Final Destination - Always buy and wear expensive belts, when you are out chasing tornadoes with your friends.
Twister - When your world is falling apart around you, ALWAYS stay at least 2 feet in front of John Cusack.
2012 - Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
The Princess Bride
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